School satire

Running…jogging…speed walking to my lessons, ain’t that torture? Having to hop, skip and trip up the stairs. All this for being treated badly once  you’ve got to lesson. Getting shouted at… ‘Hasn’t your mother ever taught you about manners? Is what I hear when I have attitude, but apparently Sir can extinguish his smelly coffee breath in my face. Then again, you get the odd big breasted teacher down in your face hovering over you, telling you what’s right and wrong. ‘School is for learning…not jokes’ Now isn’t that a funny joke? Don’t swing on your chair! Then what do you see… A teacher doing the same on the other side of the classroom. ‘Oniel…Oniel… Oniel is what I hear when talking to a friend, but your supposed to wait for a teacher to finish talking. ‘Your really starting to p*** me off now’ are the words of one of my role models. HEY! foul language isn’t tolerated in school….HYPOCRACY!